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Just when you think humanity has hit its limits of innovation with the invention of the all-edges brownie pan, a new invention comes out and it’s abundantly clear why we haven’t already all been wiped off of Earth.
There’s a tote that secretly holds not one, but TWO bottles of wine. Wine-lovers and purse enthusiasts everywhere, you are welcome.
This beach tote is the answer to almost everything.
Stuck at a four-hour Little League game? Beach Bag Wine Tote. Choir recital featuring the music of Enya? Beach Bag Wine Tote. Extended trip with the in-laws? Beach. Bag. Wine. Tote.
The bag comes in a variety of striped colors, so pick whichever one suits your style!
You can either plug in a boxed wine bag or use the included 1.5-liter dispensing bag if Franzia isn’t your drink of choice. The pouch is also insulated to help keep your wine cold!
The dispensing bag is hand-wash only and the inside pocket where it’s stored can be wiped clean with a damp cloth.
The purse appears to be relatively roomy and features a few internal side pockets. According to the description, the bag measures 17 inches by 6 inches by 13 inches.
The best part is the price. At only $44.95, you can get one for yourself, your mom, your sister and each of your best friends!
“The bag is beautiful and very high quality!” one reviewer wrote. “I love the separate compartment for the wine so I still have room for other things! There is also enough room in the compartment for a bottle and a half of wine plus an ice pack to keep it all cool for a full day at the beach. A great find. Would buy again!” I think we’re all in agreement when we say: Do it.
You can also buy a set of three replacement wine bags for just $17.95, so you can reuse this bag to your heart’s content.
The tote was designed by PortoVino. If you’re not a fan of wine, you can always use it to store and dispense Bloody Marys or margaritas (or white wine margaritas). There’s also room for your wallet, phone, towel and travel cups.
Check out the PortoVino Wine Purse in action:
Other Wine Purses
Due to the popularity of this bag, we scoured the internet and found a few other purses that hold wine.
Insulated Conceal Wine Tote With Disposable Wine Baggie
This tote comes in seven awesome colors and sells for $39.95.
Tirrinia Wine Tote Bag With Hidden Dispenser
This wine purse is insulated and comes in a few different colors and patterns, so you can go for an elegant, classic look or a more beachy vibe. Find it on Amazon for $39.48.
Time to fill up your wine tote and head outside!